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twooping:

wealthyhugepenis:

richwhitelesbian:

batreaux:

how can text posts be nsfw

sometimes if you say the f word or the s word

whats the s word

sweden

mynameisgrey:

my bro’s gf got these for him and omg
someone call enjolras

mynameisgrey:

my bro’s gf got these for him and omg

someone call enjolras

(Source: punkchan)

amuzed1:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

The best part was when he was laughing at one of his jokes and couldn’t stop, and the people in the audience who weren’t laughing at first had to laugh with him.

ed-sillyband:

From yesterdays Evening Standard. 

(My dad saw it and brought it home especially for me.)

«DO NOT DO IT FOR THE VINE, ROMEO»

-benvolio, probably (via gentleromeo)

(Source: brujon)

babycakesbriauna:

golddustmotherfucker:

YOU. GUYS.

This is everything!

babycakesbriauna:

golddustmotherfucker:

YOU. GUYS.

This is everything!

gettysburgaddress:

camp-camp-camp-it-up:

no youtube channel has ever done such a fab job of summarising and analysing classic novels in 5 minutes

this may be one of the greatest things i’ve watched.

bofransson:

Stephen Bone
Trafalgar Square

bofransson:

Stephen Bone

Trafalgar Square

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

cool-cool-considerate-men:

Bust of Alexander Hamilton made by Franklin Simmons in 1906; photographed by Ethan Taliesin (source)

cool-cool-considerate-men:

Bust of Alexander Hamilton made by Franklin Simmons in 1906; photographed by Ethan Taliesin (source)

st4nl3yb4ldwin:

st4nl3yb4ldwin:

sometimes I google image david cameron just to annoy myself

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Just for fun, I decided to search the names of a few countries in Google Images. These are the first images which showed up which weren’t maps or flags.

bamboo1920:

boys-in-leather-straps:

randomtinylife:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

emperorbulblax:

Canada

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China

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New Zealand

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England

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Germany

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Australia

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Japan

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America

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as an american i can confirm this is exactly what the entire country looks like

Thought I might add some more for you

Wales

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Peru

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Nigeria

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Mexico

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I am mexican. I can attest to this. We all literally live in giant sombrero-shaped saucers which hover right above a desertic landscape.

Brilliant

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: kralj-izgubljenih-stvarii)

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

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